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[aksmith]

No I dont.

[aksmith]

You dont?

[aksmith]

No I dont. Why dont you tell me?

[aksmith]

I will call you a dumb dumb.

[aksmith]

Ohhhh noooooooo Anything but that!

[aksmith]

What were we talking about? I had to chase kids off my lawn.

[aksmith]

Shine on you crazy diamond.

[Wayne]

I think we will be 5 games over .500 by the end of May.

[aksmith]

Party on Wayne.

[aksmith]

Party on Garth.

[aksmith]

Comment 611.

[aksmith]

Comment 612.

[aksmith]

Comment 613.

[aksmith]

Comment 613.

[aksmith]

I think you meant comment 614 last post.

[aksmith]

My mistake. Comment 614.

[aksmith]

But it is no longer comment 614. Now it is even higher.

[aksmith]

Comment 615.

[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

Comment 616.

[aksmith]

You poop.

[aksmith]

Comment 617.

[aksmith]

Wacha. Wacha. Wacha.

[aksmith]

I would bear Molina children in my bum.

[aksmith]

Damn kids and their caps.

[aksmith]

Poop Molina and Poop Molina Junior.

[aksmith]

Heyward. Black.

[aksmith]

Garth you better pipe in here. I am carrying all the weight of this damn blog.

[aksmith]

Hippie

[Conway Twitty]

So, we are going to have 3 LF'ers (Revere, Ruf, Asche) good enough to play everyday, and 3 RF'ers (Frenchy, Sizemore, and Brown), who should never play.

[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Storyline: Good News for the 2016 Phillies."

Thanks again for reading.

http://isportsweb.com/2015/05/01/storyline-good-news-for-the-2016-phillies/

[ripbeerleaguer]

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[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Red Alert: Franco’s May Promotion Plan for the Phillies."

Thanks again for reading.

http://isportsweb.com/2015/05/08/red-alert-francos-may-promotion-plan-for-the-phillies/

[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Storyline: Nola’s Odds for the 2016 Phillies."

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http://isportsweb.com/2015/05/17/storyline-nolas-odds-for-the-2016-phillies-2/

[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Storyline: Trading-Value Strategy by Position for the Phillies."

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http://isportsweb.com/2015/05/22/storyline-trading-value-strategy-by-position-for-the-phillies/

[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Red Alert: Hamels for a 3rd-Best Maybe, Phillies?"

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http://isportsweb.com/2015/05/31/red-alert-hamels-for-a-3rd-best-maybe-phillies-2/

[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Storyline: The 1-2 Punch of Phillies’ Drafting"

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http://isportsweb.com/2015/06/12/storyline-the-1-2-punch-of-phillies-drafting-2/

[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

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[aksmith]

Thanks again for not reading.

[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Storyline: The 1-2 Punch of Phillies’ Drafting"

Thanks again for reading.

http://isportsweb.com/2015/06/12/storyline-the-1-2-punch-of-phillies-drafting-2/

[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Storyline: Trading Odds for the Phillies’ Deadline."

Thanks again for reading.

http://isportsweb.com/2015/06/19/storyline-trading-odds-for-the-phillies-deadline/

[epicurean]

Free Ruf!

[dlhunter]

Future is bright. Bring back the blog, JW.

[epicurean]

I think that the resurrection of the Kratz era warrants the resurrection of Beerleaguer, no?

[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Red Alert: The Next Nola."

http://isportsweb.com/2015/09/20/red-alert-a-2nd-nola-phillies/

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[Tal Venada]

If anyone has an interest, here is "Storyline: Surprises Ahead for 2016’s Phillies."

Overlooking the clues to 2016, many fans miss the upside of clutch-hitter Maikel Franco and a completely healthy squad that the...

http://isportsweb.com/2015/10/03/storyline-surprises-ahead-for-2016s-phillies/

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[Tal Venada]

"Storyline: Offseason Plan for the Phillies" is here if anyone has an interest.

Knowing what will happen and why will again be important this winter; for instance, Ken Giles will be closing the entire year for...

http://isportsweb.com/2015/10/18/storyline-offseason-plan-for-the-phillies-2/

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[Tal Venada]

"Storyline: Clues to Tomorrow’s Phillies" is here if anyone has an interest.

Underneath the obvious, secondary planning provides a surprising discovery regarding the Philadelphia Phillies’ pipeline, including...

http://isportsweb.com/2015/10/30/storyline-clues-to-tomorrows-phillies/

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[Tal Venada]

"Storyline: Prospect or Suspect, Phillies?" is here if anyone has an interest.

With their ETAs (estimated time of arrival), the now-loaded farm system of the Philadelphia Phillies is spurring interest in...

http://isportsweb.com/2015/11/08/storyline-prospect-or-suspect-phillies/

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[Tal Venada]

"Red Alert: Discovering a Phillies Southpaw" is here if anyone has an interest.

If you've ever wondered about the obstacles a prospect faces, you might be familiar with the left-hander who ranked 75th on the Top 100...

http://isportsweb.com/2015/11/20/red-alert-discovering-a-phillies-southpaw-2/

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